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I thought that my life was going to change ever since it all happened. But to be honest with you it changed for the better than for the worse. Yes a lot of things have happened, like moving back in with my parents, which isn’t that bad, but I don’t have as much freedom as I used to. I did loose my job, but when I actually think about it I was spending more money on gas just to go there than what I was actually making. But besides that I started volunteering at the Palm Bay Hospital, I might not be making any money for it, but hey it’s a nice environment, I’m meeting a lot of new people and a lot of doors are cracked open. I also applied for school. I start this coming Monday, and this time I’m sticking to it, no one is going to change my mind, and when I’m done with it I’ll be in a much better place than what I am now.

There’s also this guy that I’ve been seeing. Were not “dating” but we’ve gone out on a few dates. He’s, how can I say this, he’s fucking wonderful. He actually treats, and holds me the way I like to be treated and held. Yeah there’s a huge gap in age, but that’s only a number. The thing that matters is that he likes me and I like him. He actually makes me feel good about myself and I don’t feel self conscious around him, which is kinda weird because those are all new feelings I’ve never felt before. 

So when I actually think of it my life has changed, but I can’t complain about it because a lot of good shit has happened to me the past few weeks.

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President Obama asked a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them. The brunette said, “$20,000”. The blonde said, “$100,000”. The redhead replied, “Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get your dick as hard as the times we’re livin in now & keep it risin like gas prices & screw me the way you have the world, it won’t cost you a fuckn cent.

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Jesus said some are born gay.

Source: heartisblind

Source: heartisblind

theeea:

I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

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